It was one of those days. I was walking down the St. and this
poster glassed in a theater billboard caught my eye. A really
gorgeous set of tits. It was noon, hot as hell outside. So I said
what the hell, paid my $2.50 and went in. Got a seat all by myself
right in the middle. The curtain opens: there’s the same poster
by itself in the middle of the stage. I sat there sweating. Finally
decided to get the hell out of there. It was still noon, hot as hell
outside.